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Sardar Hindi Jokes Biography

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19 SARDARS went 4 a filmOn asking them Y they came in a big group of 19?They replied that the film was only for”ABOVE 18″.. !!!

Sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake): are yar main ese kahi dekha hain second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar **Yad aaraha hain. second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.** first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya **

Sardar proposing a girl: darling kya mujhse shaadi krogi?

Girl: tameez se baat kro.

Sardar: Behan gi, kya ap mujhse shaadi kren gi?


Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. 
Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho. 
Sardar: i am falling in ur love.

Sardar jee open his tiffin on the road.

Why???????
Socho socho jaldi socho

he wants to check
“k mein office jaa raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon…


Phaansi se pehle inspector ne sardar se pocha:
Bta teri aakhri khwahish kya hai?

Sardar:
Mera sir neeche or taangein ooper ker k phansi de do…!!


Sardar g0es 2 gulab0`s h0me and kn0cks da d00r.

Gulabo: kon?

Sardar: main

Gulabo: main kon?

Sardar: lay das! Kamli
tu galabo hor kon..!


1 Sardar ko Ufone office men operator ki job mil gai,

Pehle hi din call aai..

“Sir mere Ufone ki sim block ho gai hai”

Sardar: Te bewaquffa Jazz di le le…!


SARDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khelata gya

1 Maah bad SARDAR ne TOTAY se pucha
“Mian Mithu Churi Khao ge”

TOTA:
“Kyun Mirchan muk
Gayyan.”.


…Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai.logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge.

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan gay.


Ek larki sardar seBed pe 500 rupeesSofay pe 300Zamin pe 100 rupay longiSardar ne usko 500 rupay diye larki boli wah bed peSardar bola nhi 5martaba zamin pe

Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ? 
Sardar angrily said, i know – it means…. S – Sardaron ke M – Mazak udane ki S – Service

Surdar: kam wali shanti ko bolao.
Wife: kyun?

Sardar: doctor ne bola hy k rat ko dawai khao or shanti ka sath so jao.. !!!

QATIL: Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho
SARDAR WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro

AFTER ADALAt

QATIL: Kia hua?

WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi, Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi. ::

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

Sardar Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images