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Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

Pani Pila Do …
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
“Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai

Teacher: Beta batao Parle G kepacket pe jo Green dot banahai uska matlab kya hai?
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Baccha-‘mam iska matlab Parle G online baithe hain..

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pap
pu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sak
ti hai 😀 . .
Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye 😀 . .
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: i think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. .
Shamu :miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai. :- D:-
D Miss: u also get out. . GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO… . GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. 😉 Students Rock!

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Santa-Banta Style of Cheating 😉
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Santa-Banta cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha?
Santa:Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Banta:Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”:D
Geo CheaterZ!:-P

(kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)

Teacher : What Is N0un??

Student : Arz Karta Hoon…
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kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King…
Wah Wah…

Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King…

Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p

Santa ne exam sheet par SUSU karke teacher ke hath me thama di.
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Teacher-GADHE ye kya kia.!!!
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Santa.-Sir, apne hi kaha tha pahle jo aa rha he wahi krdo…

Santa jab court se case jeet k aaya to usne wakeel ko bas 1o rupee diye…..
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.wakeel (Lawyer) gussa ho ke bola-“YE MERE CHAPRASI K LIYE HE KI MERE NAUKAR K LIYE….?????”
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…..Santa bola-“YE TUM TEENO KE LIYE HAI…

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

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Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

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