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Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!

Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.

Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.

Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.

Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.

Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.

Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.

Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.

Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.

Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.

Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?

Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.

Teacher: wo kayse?

Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.

Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?

Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.

Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?

Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.

Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…

Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.

Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?

Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.

Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?

Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

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