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Ek Bar Ek Baccha Class Mein Aane Ko Late Ho Gaya

Teacher Gusse Se: “Kya Tumhe Period Miss Hone Ka Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi Hai”

Ladka: “Mam, Bahut Ehsas Hai Mujhe. Ek Bar Meri Siste Ne Meri Mom Ko Kaha Ki Mujhe Period Nahi Aaye. Ye Sun Kar Meri Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Daddy Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya Aur Hairani Ki Baat Hai Hamara Driver Kaam Chod Ke Baag Gaya“

Teacher Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Akbar Kon Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Mam, Akbar Ek Gay Thha”

Teacher Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Udd Gaye Ki Pappu Kya Bol Raha Hai.

Teacher: “Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho”

Pappu: “Mam Humne Hamesha Laila–Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival Ka Naam Suna Hai, Par Sirf Akbar-Birbal Hi Kyu?”

Bechari Teacher Bhi Kya Jawab Deti

Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha

Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?”

Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”

Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC?

Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.

Teacher: “Who Is Sania Mirza?”

Johnny: “Tennis Player.”

Teacher: “Good! Who Is Mallika Sherawat?”

Johnny: “Penis Player!!“

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo – Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai”

Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi.

Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar Dunga“

3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “ABCD Likho”

Pappu Ne Likh Di

A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“

Roj Roj School Jane Ki Vajah Se Tang Ek Ladka Aur 2 Ladkiya Ground Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

1st Girl: “Yaar Kash Main Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun, 2 Mahine School Bandh”

2nd Girl: “Kash Main Truck Ke Niche Aa Jau To 5 Mahine School Bandh”

Ladka Fatak Se Bola: “Tum Dono Mere Niche Aa Jao 9 Mahine School Band“

Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Wo Kese?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“

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