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Principal: Agar koi Larka Larkiyon k Hostel ki Taraf gaya to
Pehli dafa 100 Rupy Jurmana ho ga,
Dusri dafa 200 Rupy,
Aur Teesri Dafa 500 Rupy Jurmana ho ga..

Pappu: Sir, Monthly Package kiya ho ga?...;-p

Hahahaha

Teacher: Insan Sab se Ziyada Pareshan kab hota hai??

Student: Jab Wo Apni GirlFriend ko Msgs ker raha ho aur

Battery Khatam ho Jaye...:-)

Teacher: Us ny Khudkushi ker li, Usy Khudkushi kerni pari.
Farq Kiya Hai, Batao??

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Student: Pehly Wala Berozgaar Tha,

Aur

Dusra

Shadi Shuda Tha....:-p:-)

Ek Qismat hi na Likhi gai Hum se,,

Ungliyan Thak gaen, Board pe Likhty Likhty..:-(

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Dedicated To All Teachers..!

Teacher: Cricket per Ek Mazmun Likh ker do.

Student ny Ek Line Likh ker Paper de diya.

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"Barish ki Waja Se Match Draw"...:-p

Teacher :

"Agar Tum Urr nahi sakty to Doro,
Agar tum Dorr nahi sakty to Chalo,
Agar tum Chal nahi sakty to Rengo,
Per Aagy Barhty Raho..."

Pappu :

Wo to Theek hai,
Per Mujhy Ye to Bataen k,

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Jana Kahan Hai?...:-p:)

This Is Fact..

"Papers Achay hon ya Buray,

Papers Khatam Hony ki To Alag hi Khushi Hoti Hai"...:-)

Teacher : Me Bus pe Charhun, Ya Bus Mujh pe, Dono me kiya Farq hai??

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Pathan : Koi Farq Nahi,
Dono Baar Ticket Aap ki hi Katy gi.

Teacher : Lakh Di Lanat...:-)

Mathematics Teacher : What is 'Line'?

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A Genius Answered :

A Line is a Dot, going for a Walk...;-p :-)

Samandar Me Aam Ka Darakht
Teacher : Samandar me Aam ka Darakht ho to Tum Kese Aam Toro gy??

Student : Fish Ban Ker..

Teacher : Insan ko Fish Tumhara Baap Banaye ga??

Student : To Samandar me Darakht Teri Maa Lagaye gi??

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Student Se Panga...:-p

Teacher ny Larki se Poocha ; Tum Bari ho ker kiya kerna chahti ho??

Larki : Me Bari ho ker Maa banna chahti hun.

Teacher yehi Sawal paas bethy Larky se kerti hai..?

Larka : Me Maa banny me Iski Madad kerna Chahta hun...;-0 :-D

Tense
English Teacher : Batao ye konsa Tense hai?

"Me Naach raha hun, Tum naach rahy ho, Wo naach rahy hen, Hum sab naach rahy hen"..

Student : Sir ye

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"Mujra Continuous Tense" hai....:-)

Teacher : Konsa Parinda sab se Tez Urta hai??

Student : Hathi.

Teacher : Nalaik, Tera Baap kiya kerta hai? Kal Usay School me le ker ana.

Student : Sir Wo Taliban Commander hai.

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Teacher Derty huwe : Shabash Beta, Hathi hi sab se Tez Urta hai,

Kal Hamari Deewar per bhi 3 bethy huwe thy..:-)

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