Friday 18 December 2015

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Mast Hindi Jokes Biography

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Pappu Kayi Dino Se School Nahi Ja Raha Tha.
Toh Kaafi Dino Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai: Itne Din Se Kahaan The?
Pappu: Bird Flu Ho Gaya Tha.
Teacher: Par Yeh Toh Birds Mein Hota Hai.
Pappu (Gusse Me): Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho...

एक मुर्गा मालिक को खिङकी से बैठा देख रहा था। 
मालिक बहुत बीमार था, मालिक की पत्नी उसके बगल में बैठी थी।
पत्नी बोली : आपको बहुत तेज बुखार है मै आपके लिए चिकन सूप बना लाती हूं। 
इतना सुनते ही मुर्गे के तोते उङ गये। 
मुर्गा बोला : बहन जी एक बार क्रोसिन दे कर भी देख लो।

1 Ladka aur Ladki Pahaadon Ki Taraf Ghoomne Gaye..
Boy: Ye Wo Pahaad Hai Jahan insaan Apna Naam Zor Se Pukaare toh Jawaab Mein
Pahaad Uske Lover Ka Naam Leta Hai.. 
Boy Zor Se Apna Naam Leta Hai: Prateeeeeekkk! ....! 
Pahaad Se Awaaz Aati Hai:
Seemmmaaaa
Seeemmmaaaa!! 
Girl Ye Sunn Kar Bahot Khush Hoti Hai..
Phir Wo Bhi Zor Se Pukaarti Hai:
Seemmmmaaaa!! Pahaad Se Awaaz Aati Hai:
Aman.. 
Kushal.. 
Rajesh..
Rishi
Saahil.. 
Abhinav..
Tushar.. 
Abhiraj.. 
Manoj..
Jayesh.. 
Aashu.. 
Taahir..
Vikaas Aur 
Prateek !! 
Aur Phir Ladka Behosh

IN 2018.
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BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam pe
kuch de de.
. ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki
degree rakh le.
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.
. .
BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri
M.tech ki rakh le. ."

Height of customer service: 
Customer - Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din me.
Customer - Dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay Q ?
Clerk - Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na. Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh..!!

एक लड़का रास्ते में चलते-चलते गधे के सामने गिर गया.
उसी वक्त वहां से रास्ते में एक लड़की जा रही थी,
उसने लड़के को छेड़ते हुए कहा, अपने बड़े भाई का आशीर्वाद ले रहे हो क्या?
लड़के ने जवाब दिया: आपने सही फरमाया भाभी जी

Ultimate Bezzatti ..
Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu..
Bf: Nahi..
GF: Kyun?
BF: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hu.

Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Santa ne sare page khali chhod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha."

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao.


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Mast Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

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