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Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: ———————— Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks, Bill Gates. ————————- Lalu prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference: “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.” Everyone was delighted. Lalu prasad continued… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaongaa. Par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad – Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet – Aap to miltay hee naheen ho Our requirement – Humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance – Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee No phone call – Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai Shall be entertained – Bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks – Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad Bill Gates – Tohar Bilva :)

Aaj ki haqeekat...

Pehle do log ladte the to teesra unmein chhudaane jaata tha.

Lekin aaj teesra video banaane lagta hai.

Rishte chaahe kitne bhi bure hon sambhaal ke rakhne chahiye.
Jaise paani kitna bhi ganda ho pyaas nahi to
Aag bujhane ke kaam aa hi jaata hai.

True Lines On Relation -
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Jab koyi kisi se rishta khatm karne ki soch leta haia
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To sabse pahle woh zuban ki mithas khatm kar deta hain.

Ladki (ladke se): Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?

Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.

Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Bra Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya”

Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week”

Tabhi Ek Doosra Bachha Bhi Hus Pada

Teacher: “Ab Tum Kyu Hasse Ho?”

Student: “Maine Do Strap Dekh Liye”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Get Out For One Month”

Tabhi Vo Chalk Uthane Ke Liye Jhukki

To Santa Class Se Bahar Jane Laga

Teacher Ne Puchha Ki Tu Bahar Kyu Jaa Raha Hai

Santa: “Madam Main Jo Hune Dekhya Hai Us Layi Shayad Mere School De Din Khatam Ho Gaye Ne“

Class Mein Teacher Ne Sabhi Bachon Ko Is Line Ko Hindi Mein Translate Karne Ke Liye Kaha

“He Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”

Ek Ladki Khadi Hui Aur Sharmate Hue Boli: “Usne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupye Diye“

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai.

Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, “Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?”

Sab Students Apne Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai Aur Ek Student Bolta Hai: “Aankhein”

Madam: “Bahut Achhe, Par Aankhein Kyun?”

Student: “Jab Koi Cheez Aankh Mein Chali Jati Hai, To Insaan Ki Marne Wali Haalat Ho Jaati Hai”

Isi Tarah Baki Ke Students Bolte Hai Naak, Kaan Vagera Vagera. Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai To Vo Bolta Hai: “Gaand”

Madam Gusse Se Laal-Peeli Hokar: “Chupkar Besharam, Kal Mat Aana, Agar Aao To Apna Muh Mat Kholna”

Agle Din Class Mein Inspector Aata Hai Aur Wohi Sawal Puch Leta Hai.

Inspector: “Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Konsa Hai?”

Sab Bache Class Mein Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai, Lekin Pappu Apna Hath Upar Nahi Karta,

To Inspector Usse Puchta Hai: “Bache Aapko Iska Answer Nahi Pata Kya?”

Isse Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta Madam Inspector Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli: “Ye Ek Bahut Hi Nalayak Bachha Hai, Isliye Isse Koi Bhi Question Mat Pucha Jaye”

Lekin Inspector Madam Se Bola: “Lekin Main Janana Chahta Hoon Ke Ye Bacha Is Question Ka Answer Kyun Nahi Janta?”

Tab Inspector Bache Se Puchta Hai: “Dekho Bache Daro Mat Aap Mujhe Iska Koi Bhi Answer De Do Jo Tumko Sahi Lage”

Pappu: “Ji, Gaand”

Inspector Ke Ye Sunkar Tote Udd Jate Hai Aur Madam To Darr Ke Mare Peeli Pad Jaati Hai

Inspector Puchta Hai: “Kyun?”

Pappu: “Kyon Ki Sawal Aap Mujhse Puch Rahe Ho Aur Gaand Fir Bhi Madam Ki Hi Fatt Rahi Hai“

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