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Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Biography

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Santa Banta are the most popular character of Hindi Jokes and we have collected some of the the funniest santa banta hindi jokes. We are sure that you will ROFL LOL and share these jokes with your friends. You can also share your favorite Santa Banta jokes in comment section. We will include them in our next collection with your name mentioned. For now you can enjoy and laugh with these funny santa banta jokes.

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”

Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

Shravan chal rahe hain na… 😀 😛

Santa badi der se apne room me kuch dhoond rha tha,

pareshan hokar uski biwi Jeeto bol-

Jeeto – Kya dhoond rahe ho? :O

Santa – Hidden Camera

Jeeto – Tumhe Kaise pata is room me hidden camera hai?

Santa – Agar hidden camera nahi hota to T.V. wale is aadmi ko kaise pata hota ki hum star plus dekh rahe hain, bar bar ye -“aap dekh rahe hain star plus” bol raha hai. 😀

Santa – Kaun se Caste k log sabse ache naagrik hote hain? 😀

Banta – baniye :)

Santa – Wo Kaise? :O

Banta – Har Jagah likha jota hai, Desh k ache nagrik “baniye”, Desh bhakt “baniye” 😀 😛

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye” :)

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“ 😛

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,

Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,