Tuesday 15 December 2015

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Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai tongue.png

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..wink.png

Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" tongue.png

boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho ky?
girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha?
boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye.ha ha

Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =Pregnancy


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images


Dirty Hindi Jokes Hindi Jokes Dirty SMS Funny Photos Pics Images

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